PEN SET

Cat Lovers: Cats > People; Ask me about my cat; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; I just want to pet all the cats; Cats are cheaper than therapy

Dog Lovers: Dogs > People; Ask me about my dog; Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog; Hi, can I pet your dog?; Dogs are cheaper than therapy

Cool Aunt: SPOIL ALL DAY, HAND 'EM BACK ALL NIGHT; HERE, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME OF THE FUN WORDS; PRESIDENT OF THE COOL AUNTS CLUB; UNFILTERED AUNT; CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR FIRST TATTOO

Customer Service: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG; OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS; SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK; I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE; HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Fuck It All: Fuck that!; fuck me!; fuck you!; fuck this!; fuck it!

MAMA: ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS; DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH; I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN; WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW; MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

Reminders: I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY; I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER; I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT; I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT; I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT

Teachers: Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.; Dreaming of Summer Break; Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink); I Teach Therefore I Drink; Teaching for the Money and Fame